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Mongrel Nation - Brown cow

495K views · Nov 15, 2007 · 2:43 · 0 HN recommenders · 4 mentions · discussed 2014–2026

A comedy segment where Eddie Izzard travels to Friesland to try speaking Old English, claiming English originated in Holland and buying a cow to prove it.

Why Hacker News points people here: HN uses it as a joke reference in threads about the history of the English language.

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Jokehenderson101Feb 2014
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Frisian is even closer to English than Dutch. I always liked the rhyme : "bread, butter and green cheese is good English and good Fries", which in Frisian is "Brea, bûter en griene tsiis is goed Ingelsk en goed Frysk". There's a hilarious video on Youtube where the comedian Eddie Izzard attempts to talk to a Frisian Farmer in Old English and gets surprisingly far. this video

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JokedalkeMay 2015
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Your point regarding species extinction is a good one. However, in languages, "extinct language" has a more specific meaning. See link . I believe that language extinction occurs when it's possible to point to the last living speaker of the language, or more generally, when there is no modern version of a language. But you are right that the person who asked the question is more likely to think of the more transitional, biological meaning. You may like this clip where Eddie Izzard goes to Friesland to "buy a brown cow" in Old English. this video

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JokevidarhFeb 2026
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Eddie Izzard speaking old English to a Frisian farmer: this video As a Norwegian who speaks English and school-German, Dutch is fairly easy to read but sounds like you're speaking a mix of English, Norse and German with a mouthful of gravel (similar to the Danish, who Norwegians like to say speaks Norwegian with a potato in their mouth)

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JokehelsinkiandrewMay 2026
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There was a UK TV show years ago that I've always remembered where the presenter tried to buy a cow using Old English with a Frisian speaking farmer in Holland: this video

in “New copy of earliest poem in English, written 1,3k years ago, discovered in Rome” · view on HN