Tim Minchin performs his comedic beat poem 'Storm', a roughly nine-minute rant against homeopathy, alternative medicine and woolly thinking. It is delivered as a fast, rhyming monologue built around an encounter at a dinner party.
Why Hacker News points people here: HN commenters link it as a funny, quotable takedown of alternative medicine and cite its lines (such as 'alternative medicine that works is called medicine') in threads on homeopathy.
“a rather hilarious 9 minute beat poem by Tim Minchin”HN comment, 2016
“a rather hilarious 9 minute beat poem by Tim Minchin”
Hilarious beat poem on alternative medicine versus medicine
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Slightly off-topic, but I can't help but recall a rather hilarious 9 minute beat poem by Tim Minchin "By definition", I begin "Alternative Medicine", I continue "Has either not been proved to work, Or been proved not to work. Do you know what they call "alternative medicine" That's been proved to work? Medicine." this video
Cites itbitwizeJul 2024
“It's a miracle! Take physics and bin it!”
Quote mocking water memory in homeopathy
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"It's a miracle! Take physics and bin it! Water has memory , and whilst its memory of a long lost drop of onion juice seems infinite, it somehow forgets all the poo it's had in it." --Tim Minchin this video
Cites itgcanyonMar 2025
“the quote is exactly referring to your”
Source of the alternative medicine that works is medicine quote
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The actual quote (from memory, but I just listened to the monologue a minute ago): "Do you know what they call alternative medicine that's been scientifically proven to work? Medicine!" In other words, the quote is exactly referring to your "pipeline." Tim Minchin's "Storm" monologue: this video
Cites itatombenderJul 2025
“Because it's from Tim Minchin's comedy act/poem”
Origin of the quote in Minchin's poem
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Are you trying saying the quote is misattributed? Because it's from Tim Minchin's comedy act/poem "Storm" [1]. [1] this video