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The Simpsons Anti-Tiger Rock

320K views · Oct 11, 2012 · 0:31 · 0 HN recommenders · 11 mentions · discussed 2019–2026

A one-minute clip from The Simpsons in which Lisa demonstrates the Anti-Tiger Rock to Homer, showing that the rock keeps away tigers because no tigers are around. It is a short comedic scene about faulty causal reasoning.

Why Hacker News points people here: HN commenters post it as a joke whenever a thread involves correlation, causation, or unfalsifiable protective measures.

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JokeeesmithJun 2019

“And perhaps this rock keeps tigers away”

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And perhaps this rock keeps tigers away - this video . A lot of the 'terrorist plots' the government has found seem more contrived than meaningful. Eg, cases where if the government had done nothing, then it seems likely that nothing still would have happened. Certainly we know that funding was taken away from monitoring and investigating white supremacist terrorism networks in the US in order to look for external ones connected to Moslem. And we know that more people and damage has occurred from white supremacist terrorism. So, from an equally specious argument, perhaps some of GW Bush's policies lead to more deaths from terrorism.

JokephilwelchJul 2019
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...so postwar Britain was at serious risk of being taken over by fascists? Probably something more like this video

in “How Turkey Purged Its Intellectuals” · view on HN
JokequickthrowmanMay 2021
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The UN hasn’t prevented war, nuclear weapons have. If your opponent has second-strike capability, starting a war is not a great idea. this video

in “Improving ventilation will help curb SARS-CoV-2” · view on HN
JokeaaronbrethorstNov 2021
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Homer : Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job. Lisa : That's specious reasoning, Dad. Homer : Thank you, sweetie. Lisa : Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers. Homer : Uh-huh, and how does it work? Lisa : It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock. Homer : I see. Lisa : But you don't see any tigers around, do you? Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock. this video

in “The Patriot Act Has Threatened Freedom for 20 Years” · view on HN
JokedrzoltarFeb 2022
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Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm. Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear. Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away. Homer: Oh, how does it work? Lisa: It doesn’t work. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock. Homer: Uh-huh. Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you? Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock. [0]: this video

in “Heuristics that almost always work” · view on HN
JokeitsokimbatmanDec 2022

“Lisa Simpson has a rock she would like to sell you”

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Lisa Simpson has a rock she would like to sell you: this video I mean, yeah, I get it. I worry about general purpose computing going away too. I remember Stallman and Doctorow talking about this in the early 2000s and saw many iterations of this same thread pop up on Slashdot, HN, Digg, Reddit, etc. over the years. I dunno man, I guess I’m just skeptical over the dooming at this point. I think a bigger issue is less about whether we will be able to run whatever we want on our computer, and more that the internet has just become a cesspool of ads, clickbait, ragebait, and app sandboxed content that’s not discoverable by search engines. I think you’ll always have a fairly reasonable choice of computers to run whatever software you want on. But todays internet just isn’t very fun anymore.

in “The War on General Purpose Computing” · view on HN
Jokeheavyset_goDec 2022
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Part of me is convinced that some people like that would be easily persuaded into putting cameras in their bedrooms if they were told it would keep them safe from burglars/murderers/terrorists/pedophiles/bears/tigers[1]/or whatever boogeyman they particularly don't like. [1] this video

JokeMordisquitosFeb 2024
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The issue is how do you provide the evidence for that. In other terms, how do you differentiate your effect from that of Homer Simpson's Bear Patrol and Lisa's tiger-repellant rock [0]? [0] this video

in “Nobody ever gets credit for fixing problems that never happened (2001) [pdf]” · view on HN
JokeeesmithFeb 2024

“And here is a clip of the relevant scene, from the episode”

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And here is a clip of the relevant scene, from the episode "Much Apu About Nothing" (1996), this video Quoting from its IMDB entry at link : Lisa : Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers. Homer : Uh-huh, and how does it work? Lisa : It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock. Homer : I see. Lisa : But you don't see any tigers around, do you? Homer : Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

in “Sky High Sabotage: Major Airlines Are Using TSA to Shut Down Competitor” · view on HN
JokervnxJun 2024

“reminds me of this Simpsons episode”

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Such claims of protection, reminds me of this Simpsons episode: this video It's true that the COVID-19 initial variants were very dangerous, and that the vaccines worked against these variants. However, the virus in 2024 is different from the one in 2019, but the side-effects, you are "guaranteed" to pay them. You really have to think twice.

in “'Extremely impressive': melanoma jab trial results excite doctors” · view on HN
JokeceejayozApr 2026
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Crime's been descending from the COVID blip for a while, everywhere, Flock or otherwise. My city saw zero murders in Q1; 2021 saw ~15 by now. In other words: this video

in “US cities are axing Flock Safety surveillance technology” · view on HN