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Guam will Capsize and Tip Over into the ocean Hank Johnson

3.6M views · Jun 25, 2011 · 2:03 · 0 HN recommenders · 4 mentions · discussed 2014–2024

A 2-minute clip of US Representative Hank Johnson telling a congressional hearing he feared Guam would become so overpopulated that it would tip over and capsize. Johnson later said he was joking.

Why Hacker News points people here: HN uses it purely as a joke about politicians' grasp of geography and science.

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JokedmixJan 2014

“And here's what you get when Congressmen Hank Johnson asks if an island, Guam, will capsize and tip over”

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And here's what you get when Congressmen Hank Johnson asks if an island, Guam, will capsize and tip over if overly populated. this video

in “What You Get When 30 People Draw a World Map From Memory” · view on HN
JokemlacJan 2022
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The submarine might burrow itself down into the Mariana Trench and then set them all off at the same time. This would open a crack in the ocean floor, draining the ocean. I’m studying how these things work where this guy went to school: this video

in “Militarized Dolphins Protect Almost a Quarter of the US Nuclear Stockpile” · view on HN
JokeloonsterOct 2022

“Rep Hank Johnson thinks Guam will tip over if too many troops get deployed onto it.”

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Or my personal favorite, Rep Hank Johnson thinks Guam will tip over if too many troops get deployed onto it. this video

in “Candidate Insists Google Blocking His Website; He Requested It Not Be Indexed” · view on HN
JokefallingknifeMay 2024

“Here's one of them worried that Guam might capsize”

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Probably because Congress isn't smart enough to realize his mistake. Here's one of them worried that Guam might capsize this video