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What Have The Romans... - Monty Python's Life of Brian

3.6M views · Jan 14, 2009 · 1:26 · 0 HN recommenders · 19 mentions · discussed 2017–2026

The classic Life of Brian scene in which revolutionaries list everything the Romans have done for them, from aqueducts to roads.

Why Hacker News points people here: Quoted as a joke or analogy whenever someone asks what some institution has ever done for us.

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Cites itinterroboinkJun 2022

Classic Life of Brian scene listing the benefits of Roman rule.

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> Where do you think the things people today spend all their time politicking on would rank? I realize "politicking" is often used in a derogatory sense, and perhaps that's how you mean it here, but there is a whole lot of plain-old-politics that takes place on a regular basis which has good overlap with those issues you hinted at. Things like: planning and building infrastructure, making sure people do not go hungry or thirsty and that they have places to live, having common laws, etc. A list kind of like "what have the Romans ever done for us?"[1]. Certainly, politics/politicking can also have an amplifying effect on the bad stuff too, as you mention. I suppose my main issue with what you say is the bit starting: "politics invariably turns into a viral team sport ..." I don't see it as invariable. The pendulum has been swinging that direction recently, and I don't like it either, but I don't see it as a one-way road to doom. Though I respect if you do feel that way, of course! ---- Aside: Your comment led me to read a bit about history, and I found on Wikipedia[2]: "According to a 2021 study, Franz Ferdinand's absence was key to the breakdown of diplomacy and escalation into war, as Ferdinand had been the most powerful and effective proponent for peace in Vienna." Like you, I had the "an otherwise irrelevant Archduke" idea in my head, but I guess now I'm not so sure. So, thanks for the indirect new info (: [1] this video [2] link

Cites itduxupFeb 2026

Famous scene asking what Roman rule gave conquered peoples.

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The breadth and depth of Roman bureaucracy and government always amazes me. The contrast between the corruption / at times cut throat politics at the top / end of the republic, and at the same time serious efforts to maintain a reasonable and functional government structure that spans massive areas and many cultures and even attempts to reduce corruption at times is very interesting. For many people at one point or another conquered, the question of "what have the Romans done for us" must have been a real topic of discussion. this video

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JokefovcJul 2017

“It's a Monty Python reference”

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It's a Monty Python reference[0], not a power grab. The article lists out all the great things core has done. [0] this video

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Jokevim_wannabeAug 2017
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Different people, different time, different ethics. Also none of the things mentioned finance themselves. this video

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Jokecontras1970Oct 2017
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> the answer was: "HTML5 gave us the <strong> tag to replace <b>" i bet the question was: "what has HTML5 done for us?" this video

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JokepaprikawuerzungDec 2017
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Do you have the same concerns and vocalize them when you get gifts on christmas, also? He payed the price to write this book (and maybe got salary for his work), so you can have it for free. Sorry, but your comment seems awfully misguided. (assuming you celebrate christmas) EDIT: instead of dismissing it directly, how does actually reading some parts of it first sound like? Ah, and dismissing an important argument with "excluding open source" is not a good way to actually find truth. Because if excluding this argument means changing the question and scrambling the context too much, the answer to this modified questions does not reflect reality that much: this video

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JokerecuterAug 2020

“What Have The Romans ever done for us?”

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What Have The Romans ever done for us? this video Colonisation was wholly inevitable . Japan, as per your example, had a big freak out when Perry forced them open - realised that "dutch studies" were a matter of national security - and modernised at absolute breakneck pace as they happened to have had all the social structures already in place to accomplish this. And no sooner had they closed the gap that they turned around and became ruthless colonisers themselves. Such was the game for all of human history until the 20th century.

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Jokeben_wMay 2022
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Other than a demonstration that the new experimental launch vehicle worked? Sure, shame nobody took him up on the offer a free launch, but I kinda understand why people didn’t want to risk its maiden flight. (Something something Romans: this video ).

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JokesokoloffJan 2023
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I read that in a Monty Python sketch voice. Not sure if intended or not. (It’s a fair point either way.) this video

JokeeloisantMar 2023
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That's a reference to the Monty Python's "what have the romans ever done for us?" this video

JokenindalfAug 2023
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You missed the reference about the Romans not doing much. Just pointing it out in case anyone reports the comment that says “oh shut up!” this video

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Jokeconsumer451Nov 2023
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>> Government tech investment delivered the Internet, > Don't forget about microchips. The Romans are all bastards, they have bled us 'till we're white, they've taken everything we've got as if it was their right, and we've got nothing in return though they make so much fuss, what have the Romans ever done for us? this video

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JokelatexrDec 2023
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> They may still know how to make fun games and do that on accessible and reasonably priced hardware, but beyond that this video

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JokesimpletoneFeb 2024

“excellent monty python clip”

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> I guess I'm braindead. Lets see shall we. > None of those things would necessarily make it a net-good thing Who is talking 'net' here? The commenter simply questioned whether social media added any value to society. To deny social media has provided any value to society is as braindead as denying that fossil fuels added value to society. Now whether the negatives outweight the positives ( aka net value ) is an entirely different question. > My grandma could interact with some of her grandkids for a short while on Facebook, for instance. Of course, she (or we) used to just pick up the phone, which is what happens now too. I've seen some cool projects on HN I'd otherwise likely never have seen. Oh so it does provide value. So you are agreeing with me then? > Otherwise I'm drawing a blank. You aren't braindead. You are disingenuous. So you never asked for or search for information on reddit, hn, stackoverflow, etc. You never found solutions to problems on tiktok, youtube, etc? You don't know anyone who found a job via hn, linkedin, etc? Bought or sold stuff on facebook, etc? If you believe that the negatives of social media outweigh the positives of social media, then fine. That's your opinion. But to cavalierly dismiss or deny that social media provides value to society is being disingenuous at best or braindead at worst. Or more likely agenda driven nonsense. Your comment reminds me of this excellent monty python clip: What have the romans done for us? this video

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JokeAnthony-GFeb 2024
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That’s a great list of nice things that are easy to take for granted. While reading it, I couldn’t help but think of the “ What have the Romans ever done for us ” scene from Monty Python¹. I didn’t know about Text to Speech (TTS) but personally wouldn’t have much use for it. The other things I didn’t recognise is VR. I’m guessing this refers to Firefox Reality on the Oculus Go VR Headset ² (which seems to be no longer available). ¹ this video ² link

JokewoodruffwJun 2024
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I can assure you, as a life long New Yorker, that most of us do not have an especially strong identity connection to the steam system. Most people don't even know about it, besides the steam cones. Again, the point is economical: the cost of a technology is not defined solely by its age, but by the cost of replacing it with the newer thing. For Manhattan, the cost of replacing the steam network would be immense, with marginal-to-net-negative consequences (larger demands on the city's electrical grid, higher emissions, waste of steam from local cogeneration plants, additional local emissions from per-building boilers). This doesn't mean that district steam is shiny, new, or particularly good technology (and it doesn't mean the opposite, either). It just means it isn't worth replacing, and probably won't be for a while. (By all means, if you want to run on the "kill the steam network" ticket, I'm sure someone will vote for you. But I think that money would be better spent finishing the SAS, IBX, and building some more crosstown lines in Brooklyn and Queens instead.) [1]: this video

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Joke082349872349872Oct 2024
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Voltaire anticipated Bonaparte with the position "could history please have some credible villains?": link [Just as I believe Bonaparte could easily have had ulterior motives in attacking a pro-republican Tacitus, I believe christian monks could easily have had ulterior motives in bothering to make copies of only the most sensational descriptions of roman emperors — especially considering Nero Claudius "never let a crisis go to waste" Caesar Augustus Germanicus had it coming, having framed them for the fire and all] Lagniappe: this video

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JokefookerFeb 2025
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> a PI shouldn't become an author just for providing money and a lab. What have the romans ever given us? this video

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JokecarlobMar 2026
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> What have Governments ever created except for laws that stifle innovation/progress every single time? this video In all seriousness without the government you would have no innovation and progress, because it's the public school system, functioning roads, research grants a stable and lawful society that allow you to do any kind of innovation. Apart from that, you have answered to a strawman. I said redistribute, not give to the government. I explicitly worded things that way because I don't think we should not be having a discussion on policy. I think we are moving to an economy where the share of profits taken by capital becomes much larger than the one take from labor. If that happens then laborers will have very little discretionary income to fuel consumption and even capitalists will end up suffering. We can choose to redistribute now or wait for it to happen naturally, however that usually happens in a much more violent way, be it hyperinflation, famine, war or revolution.

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