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The Ryanair Song - Foil Arms and Hog

1.1M views · Dec 26, 2013 · 2:32 · 0 HN recommenders · 3 mentions · discussed 2025–2026

A comedy song by the Irish duo Foil Arms and Hog about the experience of flying Ryanair, with its many upsells and indignities.

Why Hacker News points people here: Used as a joke in threads about Ryanair's fees, dark patterns and boarding rules, where the airline's experience is so awful it is comical.

What Hacker News said 3

JokerixedNov 2025

“the experience was so awful that it was comical (and even inspired a song[0])”

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Ryanair basically invented most of the dark patterns that are now prevalent in all travel websites. Back then, the experience was so awful that it was comical (and even inspired a song[0]). Therefore I'm not surprised that they are the first to mandate you install their app on your phone. All other companies that have dreamed of this will be quick to follow suit. Notice the euphemism of calling this "going digital". Everybody is already digital, using a pdf reader on their phone at the terminal, despite some companies discouraging this practice. That's not digital enough, is it? [0]: this video

in “Reminder to passengers ahead of move to 100% digital boarding passes” · view on HN
JokephilipwhiukDec 2025

“The number of upsells is such that it made a song”

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It's during the "etc" that I start to get pissed off personally. YMMV (The number of upsells is such that it made a song: this video )

in “Ryanair fined €256M over ‘abusive strategy’ to limit ticket sales by OTAs” · view on HN
JokealexhansJun 2026

“is still relevant.”

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The Foil Arms & Hog 12 year old skit [1] is still relevant. - [1] this video (Website part at 1:42 calling out the insurance example).

in “Ryanair dark UX patterns summer 2026 refresher” · view on HN